Known anomalyThe Suwanee breach
Join the Dam NetworkA comedy sci-fi adventure · Ages 15+
The dam is failing.
Six pieces are missing.
The wrong rodents are on the case.
Prick has a 170 IQ, six languages, and absolutely no idea how much he needs his team. Now Suwanee has thirty days before their home collapses— assuming the Dam Rodents can stop arguing long enough to save it.
6 missing fragments30 days to save Suwanee1 wildly unqualified team
Emergency broadcast // Suwanee Dam integrity: unstable
Unknown transmission detected
Fragment recovery: 0 / 6
Situation report // 001
One meteor.
Six worlds.
Thirty days.
A mysterious meteorite punches a hole through the dam and scatters six fragments across Earth-like worlds. Bring them back, repair the dam, save Suwanee. Simple—until someone starts turning the team against itself.
Find the fragments
Six pieces. Six unstable worlds. One portal with questionable safety standards.
Beat the deadline
The dam has thirty days left. Prick estimates this is “more than sufficient,” which is not comforting.
Trust the team
Their real enemy does not need to overpower them—she only needs them doubting one another.
Intercepted transmission // source concealed
Meet Pink Chick.
She does not break teams. She lets them do it.
Rejected by the Dam Rodents, Pink Chick returns with a recorder, a grudge, and an excellent understanding of everybody’s worst instincts. Her most dangerous weapon is the sentence your teammate was already afraid was true.
Threat: manipulationMethod: false broadcastsWeakness: teamwork
The Dam Rodents // personnel files
Not heroes.
Still showing up.
Select a case file. Every member carries one skill the mission cannot survive without—and at least one reason Prick wishes it could.
Security clearance: somehow approvedExpanded dossier // prick
Prick
Known to paperwork as Richard Johnson
Speaks six languages. Listening is not one of them. He can start the mission—but he cannot finish it without the team.
- Mission skill
- Inventing a solution nobody asked for
- Known liability
- Mistakes intelligence for leadership
“I had already calculated that.”
Playable mission // browser game
Save
the Dam.
Recover six meteorite fragments before time runs out. Pink Chick will tell you exactly who to choose. That is your first clue not to choose them.
- Six emergencies
- Sixty seconds
- One team or no dam
Suwanee mission controlTime 60Fragments 0/6Score 0
The mission needs every specialist. Even the ones Prick has not finished criticizing.
Paranormal consultant
Wise Old Prick
An oracle with extraordinary insight and unfortunate timing. His advice is always wise, usually useful, and consistently delivered five minutes after the problem.
“I knew this would happen. I just forgot to mention it.”
Aquatic heckler // name unavailable
The rude fish
No name. No clearance. No useful contribution. He appears whenever a decision goes badly and explains why he personally would have done better.
“Bold choice, genius.”
Classified access // free
Join the
Dam Network.
Get the expanded character dossier: deeper profiles, six meteorite case files, an interactive Suwanee map, a collectible wallpaper, and a short scene from before the situation went fully sideways.
- Expanded character quiz dossier
- Six classified fragment files
- Exclusive digital art
Book one // The Dam Situation
Start at the
first crack.
A meteorite. A collapsing dam. Six mismatched worlds. And a leader who has to learn that being the smartest one in the room is not the same as being the one who saves it.