Dam Rodents, Peaty, Prick, Janelle, Skuny
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: A Lady never tells
  • Sex: Female
  • Status: It's complicated
  • Job: The Muscle
  • From: Costa Rica
  • Height: 6"
  • Weight: 2lbs
  • Sex: Male
  • Status: Very single
  • Job: Team Leader
  • From: Does it matter



Kitty Cougar (El Gatito)

She has a trademark on sexy she lives up to the name cougar. She like'em young and trainable. Grown woman by day, hot sexy mama by night...grrrr!!! Oh an she will rip your head off too...so don't piss her off.

Peaty Wachowski

Not much to say it's a gerbil. He has a Napoleon complex. Everyone knows that all gerbils are insignificant but he seams to think he's an exception. He always wants to feel in charge even if he's the only one who's buying it.

Kitty Cougar
Peaty Gerbil
  • Height: 2'6"
  • Weight: 42lbs
  • Sex: Female
  • Status: Classified
  • Job: Classified
  • From: Classified


  • Height: 2'3"
  • Weight: 35lbs
  • Sex: Male
  • Status: Playa Playa
  • Job: Entrepreneur
  • From: BFE


  • Height: 2'6"
  • Weight: 54lbs
  • Sex: Female
  • Status: Single
  • Job: blabber mouth
  • From: America Baby 
  • Height: 2'5"
  • Weight: 45lbs
  • Sex: Male
  • Status: Single
  • Job: Genius 
  • Residence: Suwanee
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"I have two Tango's in site, shall I take them out? over." She has a very particular set of skills.  Skills she has acquired over a very long career of living in research institutions. She can escape just as fast as she gets caught and has learned how to get out of some pretty sticky situations! 

Eugene (Skunky) Rank

"this sucks balls why do you need a quote from Skunky ask the Prick so he can fulfill his need to be heard." 

Skunky has commitment issues he can't help it. Willing to do anything for money the entrepreneurial spirit in him drives every decision. If it can make money it makes cents.

Sorry doesn't do manual labor he pays people for that.

Becky Beaver

 Don't share ANYTHING with Becky "big mouth" Beaver unless you want everyone to know about it. She means well but just can stop flapping her gums long enough to do better. But she's really sweet when you get to know her.

Richard (Prick) Johnson

“Let's get something straight my species is Prick not my personality. I have an IQ of 170 there is nothing you can tell me I don’t already know. I come from the affluent-- 
He’s also arrogant, rude and snobbish just because his family has money and influence around town be believes he can do anything he wants so... he kinda does

Janelle Beaver
Skunky Brew
Becky Beaver, Dam Rodents



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