I of course went to the most prestigious school in the world Suwanee Highs Institute of Technology 

I joined the military right after college, all of them, for reasons I will not disclose at this time 

I Later went into many fields of study with multiple inventions. I had an idiot partner but that story will be for another time. 

Capt. Prick

Here's a little bit about the intellectual you see before you

Sergeant Major Prick of Dam Rodents Brigade

I make no apologies for the exuberant time I had at the higher institution of learning.  


After drinking from the Grog