Becky (The Awesome!) Beaver


OMG You are like sooo full of yourself. No, no and no what you said is like wow did you think that up yourself or did you get some help cuz 

Kitty Cougar
Richard Prick Johnson

Prick (3.0)


LOL I can't believe I got you to do that! you are so gullible. I mean really that looks terrible 



Becky Beaver

Prick (2.0)


With an IQ of 170 I am the Einstein of my time Seize the day is what I tell my young apprentices. I have taken control as the leader of this group of misfits and what I will allow you to know is that I am teaching these less fortunates life skills that will allow them to function in society. think of it as my way of giving back... you're welcome.
Eugene Skunky

Kitty (La sexy)


Skunky es mi amore he loves me so much and I will give him my all. Jou know how much i love him, no? I think he will soon pop the question

Richard Prick Johnson
Old Prick
Kitty Cougar

Janelle


Oh I just love it! Work it Gurrl! 



Dam Network

The views expressed in this network are the views of the individual and not necessary the views of Dam Rodents...PPPffft just kidding this is totally all the rodents and these guys are nuts! 

Skunky (The Magnificent)


Don't let that distract you from the fact that skunkybrew has outsold any other beverage in the world with minimum fatalities. Skunky Brew premium goes on sale today! Also join my network marketing group just you and a friend send Skunky $100.00 and I'll send you $300.00

Da Rodents Cartoon

Kitty (La Sexy)


Oh my he said we are in a relationship! dis is wonderful mi amore 



Becky Beaver
Richard Prick Johnson
Old Prick

Prick (2.0)


Oh my gawd that would be so hilarious. In fact I think you're too self absorbed to do it



Kitty (La Sexy)


If only I could do somsing like dis. I would then get the tan I've always wanted in my home town of Costa Rica 



Dam Fish Dude

Becky (The Bold)


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Becky (The Awesome


To do what?



Richard Prick Johnson

Becky (The Awesome)


I heard! I heard! Kitty congrats girl! I knew he would come around. ok "like who's the old guy who just joined



Becky Beaver

Fish


Sorry dude you're wrong on dis one. she's like totally hot. I mean de baldness es perfecto I wouldn't change a ding darling. I mean I wouldn't mind flappin on her boat if ya know what em saying. Grrrr


Prick (3.0) 


Stop  filling her head up, that is hiddious. Kitty you're not from Costa Rica my fish knows more Spanish than you. and who's the geezer  



Beck (The Awesome)


Why are you commenting on my fur that is like soo personal I can't believe it. it shouldn't matter to you if I shaved it bald just tell me I'm pretty and go about your day..#needy #allupinmybusiness



Prick (2.0)


So are you going to have an afro or is your fur going to lay down make up your mind



Prick (2.0)


Allow me to educate you young beaver how do you say it.. The intellectuals like myself make the wheels on the earth go round and round. Also I did graduate with the highest honors at Suwanee High's Institute of Technology 
Eugene Skunky

Old Prick 


What a looker.



Eugene Skunky

Peaty


Will you all quit playing this is not what the network was created for. We are on a tight schedule. get off your phones and let's get to work because um oh yea the world will collapse remember


Peaty the gerbil
Becky Beaver
Janelle Beaver
Becky Beaver
Richard Prick Johnson
Becky Beaver

Old Prick


I'm young 23 years old I like walks on the beach and back rubs If interested please contact old@damrodents.com 



Richard "Prick"  Johnson

Richard Prick Johnson

Prick (2.0)


Go Bald. you said it, so why don't you just do it. I tell you what don't even worry about it because we are all use to you saying something you would never do. 



Janelle Beaver

Peaty


What the!



Kitty Cougar
Peaty the Gerbil

Janelle (the Enforcer)


Congrats Skunky I'm so happy for you. Becky you are soo working that fro gyrl!

Skunky (The Magnificent)


Kitty this is a strictly a professional relationship. Janelle stop it

Skunky (The Magnificent)


Now that's rightchass man!